defekait:

phantomofthebookstore:

jons-coffee:

flirtytwink:

I’m gonna need sources on this

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And none of you noticed the duck hidden in all of these pictures?

I had to go back and find them and omg


spacemuffinz:

johnskele:

dreamydog:

hes so stupid

idiot can’t figure out how water works 

i know people like this


decayingkitten:

i’m basically a horny, lonely loser who just listens to music, eats and sleeps a lot. i think i need to sort my life out really.


robot:

NOPE NOPENOPENOPNEOPNEOPNEONPEOPNOPNEONPEONPNOEPNEOPNOPENEOPNOPE


gypsy-rider:

The more I get into horseback riding the more I realize that I NEED to marry rich.


so-personal:

everything personal♡


plasticbagvevo:

me cleaning my room

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hashtag-gymlife:

danins:

situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

Lol this made me feel really proud of my big hips bless this post

@fitmammaof4


eludible:

Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me


hotpriests:

i cant wait to take my kids to the park


amateurlanguager:

paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese

Chinese doctors' handwriting

*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

i’m going to just keep reblogging this every time a new language is added



angels-and-alcohol:

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic