jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!


askneppy:

multipack:

row row row your boat gently away from me

Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave


coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think



crystallized-teardrops:

sometimes i forgot that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future



aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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"In order to write about life first you must live it."

—Ernest Hemingway (via feellng)

ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses


tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game



can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle